Friday, February 6, 2009

Aw, Mr. Tingly Legs gives Obama advice now

It wasn't enough he wet himself on camera on several occasions while gulping down massive pitchers of koolaid, now the Messiah's personal news slave, who felt "I want to do everything I can to make this thing work … this new presidency work.", is offering the Obamanation advice.

Yes, advice that spending almost a billion dollars will crank this country back into gear, start the wheels rolling and the legs tingling! Advice on how to sell us the bill o' goods.

A billion of almost a trillion? What were we thinking?! Who knew a billion was all it took?

Silly us. I have this incredible urge to pinch Mr. Tingly's cheek, I am so thrilled.

We can't, afterall, let him down, now can we?

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